hammel toe

A hammel toe is basically a camel toe but it's with a fat and lesbian pussy.

Irene has a hammel toe because she is fat and plays softball.

by Edu calvo October 21, 2015

Hasselhoffed

To save or help some one. To come to someone's rescue

Mary: My car stalled last night but James hasselhoffed.

by DeezNauts June 16, 2016

Hässels

Back fat

My Hässels are HUGE.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016

Hamsplaining

1. When you use a reference from the musical #Hamilton to explain a situation or concept to someone.

2. Also using Hamilton allegories in an overly frequent manner, so much so that your friends see it coming.

1. I know you're sad you weren't picked to start on Saturday's basketball game. That's the same way Hamilton felt when he kept asking Washington to let him have troops to command, and Washington kept saying "No".

2. Your friend is doing homework, and asks: " Does anyone have a good example of famous friends that were very competitive ?"

Other friend: "Oh boy, John's going to be Hamsplaining this one to him."

by J. Ham April 18, 2018

Hamse

Hamse the smart and cool guy in every classic

You are soo hamse

by Hujh November 12, 2017

hamuel

Fat

hamuel is fat

by HamyFamyShamy December 29, 2017

Hamslamming

Chasing after very obese sex partners, usualling on the sly or through social media ie. Riding the lardassed waves. Not applicable to livestock.

My Uncle Jerry has been hamslamming the superfat sister of yours.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018