chilla-guasta

slang term meaning "porn" or anything to do with porn

"Hey Joe, wanna go to my place and watch chilla-guasta on pay tv?"

"Check out Amy's new chilla-guasta shoes, she probably thinks she's a fluffer in a cheap porn flick!"

by Donat August 28, 2006

guestified

You nickname account has been change to the guest user account because you failed to indentify yourself within a set time, due to the requirement of a valid email address on IRC's new nickserv user account server.

"My account has been guestified"

by P£MBY December 4, 2003

Target Guest Services

The counter inside Target Stores where Target Guests, go to tell lies about their purchases. To get back the money, they didn't really have to spend, in the first place.They will purchase some items with the intent of returning the items when "the party is over".Another favorite is soiling an item(like a vacuum cleaner) and stating,with an "extra whiny voice,"It just doesn't work at all ,it must be defective!".Most Target Guests are not aware of the fact,Target Team members must open and check serial numbers on electronic items before refunding them. The "old TV" in the "new box" ,not a good scam,they could be arrested.The shoplifter favorite is "I got this as a gift,and I don't need it."
As long as you have a valid ID ,you get a refund.Do it too many times,and get arrested!The fat woman's favorite, "The color wasn't right". That's okay though because everyone knows Target Guests have poor eyesight.Furniture that requires assembly, "The parts were missing".Most likely,the husband threw away the directions!

One Target Guest ServicesTeam member to another : "Wonder how that Target Guest knows the color of that dress is wrong for her, I mean obviously she never tried it on ,a 2X in medium!Yeah right!"

by chmpbmxgirl August 3, 2015

Isaac Guest

Isaac Guest has a channel of 44K called Beourguest, streams once in a while, has a panel of smart and intelligent people. He also has his co host Larry H. Isaac Guest, is also known for his drama stream exposing Charlie chill, Tina Dandridge, Ms Fucking Wonderful, Ms D, Morticia, Team Truth, BBY and Rebecca, JP, and list goes on.

Robert: Have you seen Isaac Guest Youtube channel?
Laura: Is Isaac Guest the one that confronted charlie Chill?
Robert: Yes, he has a channel called Beourguest You should subscribe to it
Laura: I will love to check him out.

by ASS Funkled420 February 2, 2021

the guest hole

The orifice on your girlfriend that your buddies get to use during a gangbang.

Hey Sheila is the guest hole clean? Ronny and Tim are coming over later tonight.

by Calic Musk October 9, 2005

Giusti

When someone sucks dick for money

Did you hear that mike got a Giusti from that girl

by zestylesty October 12, 2017

damp gust

1. What happens just after you jerk off into a fan and just before cum splashes onto your roommate's face as he awakens to a beautiful day. 2. When, much like the leaves in "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas, John Smith's wolf-shaped cum carries on a gentle autumn breeze before navigating via heat-seeking sperm into Pocahontas' cumhole (be it her mouth, vagina, or anus, through which Brother Muskrat, seeking to escape Pocahontas' body, squeezed his body through until the anus began to close, keeping him from being able to get his tail out with its hair intact). 3. A shart.

"Some speculate that U2's 'Beautiful Day' is, in fact, about the time John Smith, traveling into the modern day via time warp, launched a damp gust into Bono's sharting anus."
-Rolling Stone Magazine

by The Phantom Menace November 20, 2007