guiney tom

a derivative of "guido" usually referring to a guido that tops all guidos while walking down the street in oversized fubu pants, a wife beater, absurdly large sunglasses, an orange like fake tan, and a pompous arrogance that makes you want to shoot them in the face. The blowout is usually associated with a "guiney tom". It is the most high of the guido culture, take out the guiney tom and you make the regular guidos tremble in your presence. Loves track jackets that say "Italia" and the famous jersey shore t-shirt "not only am i perfect, but i'm italian too." Also: loves Armani exchange.

Normal Person: "I'll have a Bud Light."
Guiney Tom: "Hey chief, two fuckin jagabombs down here."

by farfanoogan December 6, 2007

GUIne

Someone who codes graphical user interfaces (GUI).

-Who is the person doing the new interfaces?
-Michou is the GUIne.

by NoWoL May 16, 2010

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. One of the best Raido shows every to grace the air waves. this radio show was the starting point for the book, haveing slighty differnt plot lines which aren't in the book and certently not the movie.

2. The greastest trilogy of five, and possibly the most confusingly random books in exsitants. some part from the raido show have either been removed or changed drasticly when changing oer to the book.

3. *issing important parts*

1.zaphoid: I like those two black headrest things
Trillion: i didn't there mighty uncomfurtible, and i prefer longer arms
arthur: but it won't have a mouth to drink the coffie!
Ford: I think it just scratched it's leg
Trillian: those headrests look like eyebrows!

2. ^ the previous never happens in the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

3. they don't even get to milliways.

by A Hooloovoo September 8, 2008

Guinea Fridge

A Guinea Fridge is an extra fridge found in many homes other than the kitchen - usually in the basement or garage - and which is older, not in very good shape, and often uses a ridiculous amount of electricity compared to newer appliances. It is used to hold beer for parties or for the huge amounts of left-over food from holiday meals, parties, or other social and/or family get-togethers (i.e. wakes). Its older and less reliable status means it is an experiment in trust to put food or even beer in it and then to trust that the food will be kept at a safely cold temperature so as not to spoil and poison you (or in the instance of beer, will have a temperature control that works well enough not to freeze, and therefore, skunk' your beer.) From the slang, "guinea pig", it involves experimentation or its use for experimentation upon by pharmaceutical or cosmetic companies or just in general. When empty, a Guinea Fridge is often a danger to small children or dim adults who may get locked in one and suffocate during a game of hide and seek.

There was such a mountain of left-over food from Grandma's wake that we had to put some of it in the Guinea Fridge in the basement. My brother ate some egg and ham salad for breakfast so we should know pretty soon whether the experiment was successful or if he'll have to go on a respirator until the Botulism Toxin leaves his system and he can breathe on his own again, so stay off the phone in case we have to call an ambulance. Eat any of the food in it at your own risk.

by Word Taster January 19, 2010

Guimel

It's pronounced gee-mel , guimel is a very attractive woman who is amazing in bed and is very beautiful. Can be outstanding and very shy too. Loves everyone she meets and is always there for a friend no matter what. She can also be an amazing girlfriend but she is afraid to be hurt when it comes to love because he falls too easily.

guimel attractive

by Niggalet December 3, 2013

Guinea Horn

Another term for “clitoris” or as some refer to it as simply “clit”.

She gets wet as fuck when I blow on her guinea horn.

by Ronnie Lambert February 17, 2018

guinea

the worst thing you can call an Italian. it's like the Italian equivalent for the N word. say it and i will hunt you down.

yeah, because you're a spoilt guinea.

by Azzi January 8, 2004