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Gricer

(noun) A mechanical device used by professional dominatrices to simulate castration in lonely incels who love trams. See also kitchen mincer, weed whacker and gunzel muncher.
After a heavy session of steam branding and charcoal enemas, Whayne's mistress uncovered an industrial strength gricer and proceded to flay his taint.
by Thomas the Tanked Engine February 15, 2022
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The Grover

The hardest trick in the penis puppeteer's arsenal, it is produced when both testes are twisted into a dominant position over the penis itself creating a resemblance the face of the muppet character bearing the same name. Imagine his eyes as being the two testicales (spanish) and his long penile nose being the shaft and head of the puppeteer's penga (espanol). under-scrotum pubics can be attributed as facial hair if one desires, although some men are obliged to trim/shave this area according to current trends.
"I couldn't believe he pulled off the grover, last time i tried that my left and right nut traded places over a thousand times. now when i ejaculate i feel like im falling."
by the street sweeper August 16, 2009
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coco giver

when someone un- or "de-gifts" one of an object of affection or value.
"jeff zucker is a complete a-hole.. what a coco giver."
by crzyhorse January 23, 2010
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give it a giver

a way to encourage an action and/or thought.
Johnny Sue: "should i buy a new tractor?"
Betty Frank: "yea, give it a giver!"
by scott esmonde September 25, 2005
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indian giver

an indian giver is the casino I lost at last night!
by LNSmith May 25, 2006
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Fag Giver

One who deals in the business of faggotry. submissive homo-sexual s who allow themselves to be manipulated by others.
Conor Almost went to jail, but since he was the fag giver, The judge went easy on him.
by atrain88 March 23, 2010
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grover mc ballsack

1. laughing out loud dudez0rs, grover mc ball sack i got poned by a n00b
2. grover mc ballsack man, i lost my virginity in poker
by Chris Billard May 23, 2007
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