Old Greg

An incorrect spelling of "Old Gregg," a character portrayed by Noel Fielding in a season 2 episode of the British comedy, "The Mighty Boosh."

Guy 1: I'm Old Greg!!!!

Guy 2: You've never even heard of The Mighty Boosh, have you? You probably think he's a YouTube celebrity.

by MontyJS February 6, 2009

Greek salad

When a man with an uncircumcised penis and a buildup of smegma (a.k.a. dick cheese) has anal sex with his partner and then tosses his or her salad afterwards. The combination of the tossed salad and the "feta" dick cheese gives you a Greek salad.

Chris and Charles enjoyed a delicious Greek salad last night.

by HMRR December 11, 2010

Greek Sex

Slang term for anal

Broooo wanna do some Greek sex?

by pissinmyanus August 9, 2019

greek scramble

An exhibition sport played in ancient Greece where a sizeable mound of athletic men would writhe around naked and on top of each other, whilst being drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.

It was a regular greek scramble at work the other day.

by grahzny August 26, 2006

Greek to me

Something said is not understandable. They might as well be speaking Greek, assuming you don't speak Greek.

Me: What the hell is that chick blabbering about?

Friend: Who knows. It's all Greek to me.

by Supercords July 29, 2012

Greg

When your so hench you can literally move the universe with your pinky and you can backhand someone back into the womb.
So hench he makes the hulk look like a 4 year old

Big boii: what was that?
John: it’s fucking Greg moving the universe again

by Wet tissue November 26, 2018

Greg

The embodiment of ataraxia, a greek term for freedom from worry, fear, and other preoccupations. According to the philosopher Epicurus, it is the only true happiness possible for a human being.

When the Velvet Underground wrote the song Sweet Jane, they must have known Greg.

by MountainBluebird December 8, 2009