grease 

when some one has not washed their hair in a while.

yo man ben and his girl friend are grease

grease by thedust June 14, 2011

Grease fart 

A Grease fart is a nasty ass fart that is highly flammable. This fart is kind of like a shart. When u have a Grease fart lots of poop or shit comes out. The shit can be small or super small. Big shits rarely happen. Only after you eat Ethiopian food. Grease farts are impossible to miss. By that I mean they smell awful. Like a dead cat wrapped around a smelly puib cover scrotum bag. That shit is nasty! If you ever have a grease fart you should evacuate your house right as it happens. If inhaled, a grease fart can fill your lungs with a smell that is worse than anything in the world!

Dominic: yesterday I had a Grease fart!
Maria: oh s$&@!
Dominic: i know! It happend after I had Ethiopian food so I had a large shart. The house smelled so bad.I had my house evacuated and decontaminated by my piece of shit maid

Grease fart by dominic435 January 2, 2012

to grease 

To accomplish something in a non-standard and usually underhanded way.

After a student misses an entire semester of class, lies about the reason, and then ends up getting an A anyway.

I can't believe you were allowed to grease the system like that.

to grease by Tulane '07 July 25, 2006

grease magnet

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.

Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"

- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.

grease magnet by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006

Grease Rocket

Anything bought at a fast food joint. A greasy hamburger or a nasty burrito.

We went to The King and get some grease rockets after a night of heavy drinking.

Grease Rocket by rjalex74 May 24, 2007

greaseburgers 

a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds

Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.

greaseburgers by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

Grease Shingle 

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

Grease Shingle by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016