Gauche

lacking ease or grace; unsophisticated and socially awkward.

Lp is gauche as fuck

by Cooldoglp November 22, 2024

Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.

Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"

by Mothbby226 May 20, 2024

goochenater

it is when a man shoves a chop stick up his penis then drinks a lot of water till he has to pee the rips the chop stick out.

i just tried the goochenater it hurt like a mother fucker

by dom g goochi September 3, 2025

a glouche

Almost common knowledge; a fact that (almost) everyone knows, but somebody still always has to mention it in a conversation.

Nassim told his friends that leaving a fridge open in a closed room would heat up a room instead of cooling it down. His friends reacted: "everyone knows that, that's a glouche." Axel was perplexed and couldn't believe it.

by vrwmpe August 7, 2019

The Goucho

When your girl promises you sex, but then passes out, so you ejaculate across her upper lip and pull her hair over it and wait for it to dry

We were supposed to bang last night but she passes out so I gave her The Goucho.

by Gau "ouch" oh October 27, 2025

Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.

Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!

by Victor 1 Jukes June 17, 2018

free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021