Gees a gobble

Scottish translation:

--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble

In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.

Hey there girl, fancy gees a gobble?

by Saha.A October 13, 2008

snot gobbler

A insult directed to a person (you believe) to be of lower class or status. Someone for whom perhaps the swallowing of snot is challenging enough occupation alone.

"Get away from my car you snot gobbling little shit bag!"

or as an affectionate term of greeting: "Alright snot gobbler?"

by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005

gobbler

A Gobbler is when a person lets their nuts hang out of the zipper on their pants, then runs around in front of people screaming, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" This refers to the resemblance of a person's nut sack and a turkeys "snood" (The flap of skin that hangs over the turkey's beak).

(Pulls out nuts out and lets them hang out of pants) Hey, yall! Check out my Gobbler! Gobble, gobble, gobble!

by DaFoo July 19, 2004

garbledygook

Complete and utter nonsense.

The chapter "King's Cross" from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is full of garbledygook.

by xeagar August 8, 2007

jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.

Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?

by TomJUK January 19, 2008

gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.

Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.

by Dexter FIshbourne January 15, 2016

sperm burping gobble dick

Refering that someone gives men lots of oral sex.

Dude back off you sperm burping gobble dick!

by Bushy Bob September 22, 2009