Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who is “mad sus” while consuming a glizzy.

Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.

Glizzy Gobbler by xi Jinping July 29, 2020

cock gobbler 

One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.

Damn, she is such a cock gobbler. Frankly I can't picture her without a dick in her mouth.

cock gobbler by Elfonzo January 15, 2003

knob gobblin 

one who enjoys fellatio

That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!

knob gobblin by el jefe November 25, 2003

gibbled 

also: gibbled up

1. (adj.)
contorted, twisted

2. (adj.)
malfunctioning, broken

3. (v)
to break, maim, or otherwise impair

"My brother's foot was totally gibbled after he tripped in that gopher hole. Man, was that funny."

"Don't bother trying to fix that watch. It's been gibbled ever since my brother threw it in the lake."

"The VCR totally gibbled up the tape I put in. Now I'll have to YouTube Dancing With the Stars."

gibbled by disneyrobin March 21, 2007

gobblebright 

Noun:
1: One who is only about as bright-wit as a typical goblin.
2: An origional character species, made by Joe Cat

"...You Lazy thouhtless gobblebright!..."
"...I don't care that the things I use for annalogys arn't real..."

~ Joe Cat, Youtube, A Crap Guide to D&D

gobblebright by AgSilverRadio April 20, 2019

Pork Gobbler 

An individual who sucks a male's penis with chewed up pork or ham in their mouth. This is said to make the individual feel sexually aroused due to the individual's mouth (and possibly throat) filled with meat. It has also been said that the male's penis that was sucked by this individual will smell like bacon.

A: Bro, how was your night with Amanda?
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!

Pork Gobbler by t324st May 26, 2014

Green Gobbler

The process of eating a girls ass after explosive diarrhea.

I performed the Green Gobbler on Stacy last night after Chinese food, it was so sweet.

Green Gobbler by Sloppy Garry March 13, 2020