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Bill Gates' minute

When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....
Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!
by Bahamian01 September 2, 2012
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cameron gates

Sexy ass motherfucker who like fuckin girls named rylee. Has circle jerks with dudes named Jacob and coop everyday
by Big daddy Pardue May 6, 2018
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Andrew Gates

Man that kid Andrew gates has a huge penis
by Sup666 June 6, 2018
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Melinda Gates

Melinda is the top of the coyote ugly pile to be able to marry, then divorce such a rich man
Melinda Gates as ugly as she is really got luck with a 2.4 billion dollar payout. Man she is truly coyote ugly.
by Lucky for Sure May 9, 2021
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Reverse Goatse

The Reverse Goatse is just as the name suggests. Instead of bending forward whilst reaching behind yourself with both hands and gaping your anus as wide as possible, you now reach in front of you while prolapsing your anus and extending it in a 360° direction around the entirety of your person. The purpose of extended your arms is so you can give give the double thumbs-up whilst suffocating to death in ecstasy.
"Did you remember to pick up paper towels?"
"The store was sold out Honey, the chap at the register said a local pulled a Reverse Goatse last night..
I know..
I couldn't believe it either!"
by MaxJohnson June 25, 2022
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consider the goats

When somebody has a plan, but hasn't thought it all the way through; when a person hasn't thought of the consequences of their future actions
Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."
by bleudog2012 December 26, 2014
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The Bloody Goatee

The result of eating a girls ass while she's on her period
Hey girl, let me give you The Bloody Goatee
by MyManGravy14 January 19, 2015
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