gushmoygyn

wrapping your tongue around a womans clitteri and sucking it slightly.

Mark gave Lindy a gushmoygyn for her birthday.

by andidgendie May 27, 2011

gloshbag

glosh·bag
   gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which the douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < German gläuche bäg >

Although Mike's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

by Hälläfäx October 15, 2011

Gloshenhargen

The German slang for rain boots, related to galoshes. Nick name for a war strategy involving an attack during the rain, when the trenches were flooded.

Hitler ordered the Gloshenhargen plan.

Man, it's raining hard... I wish I brought my gloshenhargen!

by MGRT418 June 19, 2012

Glumshot

A situation in pornography when the woman looks remorseful and contemplative of her life as the semen dribbles down her face

I totally lost my boner at the glumshot.

by Godmason January 3, 2014

Gush Saki

A traditional Japanese with a twist. Taking the original recipe of fermented rice, Gush Saki seekers combine cum, whether it be their own or not, dick cheese, again their own or not, and the original Saki to create a salty beverage that is considered a delicacy. To make the drink that much more savory, pubic hair can be added as a garnish. The pubic hair does not have to be drank, but some people prefer them to be mixed in.

"oh hey did you try that gush Saki? It was amazing!"

"you know it is made with cum and dick cheese right... "

"I know! That is why I love it!"

by Batman5789654 May 20, 2014

geushav

The act of being a geek, chav and douce at the same time

Oi, you wanna beat the hell out the geushav

by Dronda Desuix April 20, 2015

glughole

Noun, the mouth or any orifice into which a beverage is being consumed

I need to throw some water down my glughole.

by GoatGagger May 29, 2015