Glomp

To jump on a person expecting them to either catch you or fall down. Most likely you will fall if said person is bigger than you.

I was just minding my own business, when she ran out of nowhere and glomped me!

by RoseRed Heart January 8, 2009

glooks

a gay way of men saying thank you to each other

“yo bro glooks”

by nick apparently July 23, 2019

glomp

a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....

Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!

by bladderfaceman December 10, 2010

Glook

Used to show someone has a fat,veiny, massive penis the size of an elephants trunk

Steve:Yo Dante has a glook

Dante:*slaps Steven in the face with his glook sending him into a coma*

by Looktoyourright December 14, 2019

glomp

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.

After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.

by Ransom January 4, 2005

glooch

A person who automatically assumes someone is fake, a douchebag, an asshole, a whore, or any other insult, for not liking them, going out with them, or some other egotistical reason.
A person is this especially when they say the person is any of the said insults.
A person is even moreso vulnerable to this term when the person under condemnation by the glooch has a legitimate reason to respond to their egotistical request.

Steve: He doesn't like her, and she wants to go out with him. So for some reason, she keeps calling him a fake douchebag who thinks he's higher than everyone else when he's just a kid like everyone else making use of what he has. She backs it up with every little mistake he's ever made, even when they're not related.
Bill: What a glooch; she apparently thinks her attitude will make up for the fact that she got denied - not because she's not good enough, but because he already has another girl.

by Bill Ghoener November 7, 2009

Glooberschneiber

N. The substance formed when one simultaniously ejaculates, and sneezes. To glooberschneiber -berred, -berring V. Glooberschneiberish Adj.

you have a little glooberschneiber on your shirt there; did you just glooberschneiber all over the place?

by ryva9125 January 19, 2011