the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.
by bigjoey1 January 27, 2009
Get the Cement Goggles mug.Phenomenon, akin to beer goggles, in which the percentage of college girls one classifies as physically attractive increases in proportion to the number of years one is removed from college.
Returning to my alma mater after 10 years, I was struck by the incredible number of stunning girls on campus. Could there really be that many more hot girls now than there were back in my day? Probably not. Probably just year goggles.
by samajaman July 6, 2010
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Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.
Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!
by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010
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Get the terrorist goggles mug.Mountain goggles are a mountaineering's equivalent of beer goggles: After spending considerable amount of time on an expedition with a predominantly male group of fellow mountaineers, one's standard on female beauty becomes lowered. Like beer goggles, the decrease in standard is proportional to the days spent away from civilization.
After 2 weeks in Nepal, he hooked up with the first girl that smiled at him. She was toothless. He had a serious case of mountain goggles.
by Lo Hong December 23, 2010
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Get the Pepperoni Goggles mug.Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012
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