giraffe

A retard with a long neck.

"Get on git you giraffe"
"Swallow and chew your food down your neck giraffe"
"Man, you can probably be the best scout there ever is. Just stretch your neck up to the skies and look down below"

by chiken kfc March 16, 2017

Giraffe

A fucking animal, you dirty minded perverts.

My mum works at a zoo, and her favourite animal there is Gerry The Giraffe.

by BigBrainScottishGirl January 9, 2021

giraffe

A giraffe is a tree horse.

The giraffe ate the leaves in the tree.

by zlw04 January 21, 2019

Giraffe in the room

Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.

Nobody wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room except for Dewey Cox.

by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

giraffe

Insult for a tall, lanky cunt with big ass ears

"That Liam kids is a fucken' giraffe!

by danjek November 17, 2016

albino giraffe

A wannabe soundcloud rapper, redditor, discord mod, overall incel vibes

Yo, don't invite any albino giraffes to the party, they are such a buzz kill.

by bruh what the frick July 21, 2021

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025