Gift Crack

Crack Cocaine of low quality.

Not so bad that you wouldn't wish it on anyone, yet not good enough for your own upturned nose.

Biff: Preston, that loser from down the hall was back again tonight... he wanted to light up so I gave him some of your Gift Crack. Hope you don't mind.

Preston: No problem, Biff... that's what it's there for!

by SuburbanCowboy December 25, 2009

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the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be

by Teo Acosta September 5, 2008

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Gifted

Combination of nice ass and boobs

That Carmen Electra is gifted man! Nice tight ass and boobs

by Drew May 8, 2003

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Boomerang Gift

Sending money or gift to someone knowing full well that you are likely getting the same amount or identical gift from that same person in return as a gift.

I gave my brother some cash for X-mas and he gave me the same amount for my X-mas gift. Gotta love a Boomerang Gift!

by Patrick Wilde December 12, 2009

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gift money

Money that one receives for a special occasion or holiday. They then refuse to pay someone back with that money out of pure greed. Usually is found in the pockets of a bjornson.

"I can't pay you back with my gift money, my mom gave it to me for Columbus Day."

by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

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