by U304J20J02N3ONE0Q3U February 13, 2022
Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.
by GhostDonging53 December 27, 2010
by O.G. GHOSTSLUT July 10, 2010
I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes
Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
by cdafox September 23, 2009
When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.
Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.
by theinstigator September 23, 2016
Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.
Derek: What happened to Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.
by droe1021 September 05, 2020
by Demontooth November 16, 2022