Function Ego

When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma

That mf got function ego (kappa)

by suffer1 December 31, 2022

Friction

When two parents in law start wedding planning.

Wow, that was some friction getting ready for the Goldberg-Goldman wedding.

by The dog star January 8, 2023

Function

A function is slang for a place (i.e a house). This is said when you are talking about your property

"Look at this silly individual at my function."
"Y'all want to hang out at my function?"

by DictatorofDiction April 10, 2023

Function-not

This word means to not function.

Ajay, my computer is function-not!

by the_knowitall October 7, 2023

Frictioning

two women with much pubic hair scissoring,

"Oh yeah! Best frictioning session. EVER!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

friction burn

When you wet check someone, and they are completely dry, so your hand gets a friction burn.

Savannah: Hey can I wet check you?
Lydia: Sure, but I’m a little dry!
Savannah: Owwwww, you gave my hand a friction burn!

by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

Function

A crazy pre party

Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”

Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”

Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!

Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!

by Functionmaker May 19, 2024