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Karmic fuckery

When you do everything right and as you're expected/supposed to, and the universe fucks you anyway.

Instead of karma giving you what you earned/deserve (good or bad), you get the opposite.

Unfair turn of events.
I always carry poop bags to pick up after my dog on all walks and have even knocked on someone's door to get a bag for clean up rather than just walk away (cuz whose going to say "no, just leave the poop on my lawn), but I end up stepping in random dog poop carelessly left by others. What in the karmic fuckery is up with that? That is some messed up karmic fuckery.
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Grand Fuckery

This is not just fuckery on the scale of treachery, ill treatment or behaviour—nonsense, foolishness, bullshit or something causing frustration. This elevated fuckery is beyond bullshit in its most elevated form but of the grandest form of messing with another’s head, self esteem and perceived persona and knowledge base. It is grand Bullshit with an element of gaslighting. When someone tells a blatant lie and you know they’re lying, and they know you know they’re lying, and you know they know you know they’re lying, but they stick with the lie.
By pretending to have bought a non-existent 1973 Topps Wax tray, going so far as to create a fake Facebook profile, altered image just for a laugh was grand fuckery at its finest
by Unclefloyd606 August 17, 2025
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blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"
by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025
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Fuckery

Complete and utter bullshit, a word used to describe an event that doesn’t make any sense, but works out in the end
My life is filled with endless fuckery, everything seems to go wrong
by Word_animator November 23, 2021
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Fuckery

When People are assholes just to piss u off or when they want your attention and be awed by the stupid shit they do.
I'm tired of people's fuckery
by anonymous June 6, 2023
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Generational fuckery

Describing how fucked up a person and their entire family/bloodline is.
Person1: bro my grandpa got my mom preggo again
Person2: AGAIN?? That’s some generational fuckery
by DepressionDUPE March 3, 2023
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Fuckery

The games people play with you so that they can gain a reaction from you or just knowing they have bad intentions but manipulate the situation to start having you think they’re intentions are good or even take your kindness for weakness
See that person is with the fuckery they just want to play games and I’m not with that.
by anonymous July 17, 2024
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