Front Row Seats

The first parking space in a row of spaces, or the parking space nearest the store entrance.

As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"

by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

frolicing

having fun while laughing/skipping/and or rolling down grass hill, often combined with happy-wrists (the art of flapping wrists while screaming happily)

Dude1: Hey man, were you frolicing in the meadow over yonder?
Dude2: Yeah man, it was the dankest thing ever!
Dude1: Sweeet!

by the*moose*who*frolics*at*night November 8, 2009

front

1. (v) To pretend you are someone you are not

2. (n) The act of frontin

1. Why you acting like that? Don't front.

2. We're in the front.

by QZkotL April 9, 2003

Front Butt

A chick that is fat or largely unattractive.

I got drunk and hooked up with a complete front butt last night.

by Andy Choate March 11, 2003

Canadian Cold Front

The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.

My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.

by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009

front-end loader

When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.

I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).

by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007

front mission

A turn-based Mecha RPG series by Squaresoft (now Square-Enix) that potrays a futuristic world where Wanzers (pronounced Vanzers, giant humanoid machines) are used in combat. Originating on the SNES, the series is hugely popular in Japan, with only four entries in US.

Front Mission 3 came out in 1990 for the PSX

by LuneKnight September 9, 2005