Friends

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit

How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off

by George bacon April 26, 2019

Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019

Friends

Hoes David Martinez invites to art shows.

David constantly ditches real ones to go out with his friends.

by Senorbiscuit July 20, 2018

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

Friend

A sexually produced terminal headache.

A: Have you heard of my friend?
B: Oh that friend. He's a douchebag. Whenever I see him, he never fails to give me an eternal CRINGE.

by Kakerun July 30, 2022