Noah's Foundation School

NFS is the school where the teachers are more interesting than the students. For real, no joke, on god. The students are desperate as hell for either one guy or they can't choose who to like. Most often than not there will be drama every month, created mostly by students. Roast accounts, expulsion threats, smoking weed in the bathroom, dating rumors etc. They have everything you can possibly name. This is the best place to go to if you want to have an english teacher who keeps telling you about his life story instead of the actual lesson, a science teacher who tells you to button your cardigan every 3 seconds, a miss who keeps yelling "KEEP QUIET!" every 5 seconds, Dwayne the Rock Jounson as your maths teacher, a geography teacher who asks you for common sense, a hindi teacher who makes jokes you won't understand, and 2 teachers who watch Andrew Tate and follow him religiously. You will find this school quite fun if you are massively into BDSM, torture, etc. You will either be very popular or nobody will know you in this school, no in between.

If you go to this school you will have an outrageously bad uniform but don't worry, the uniform runs out mighty quick so you might aswell buy it super late to avoid wearing it everyday.

Ezra: "have you seen the neighbour's kid?"

Jonana: "No, is he weird?"

Ezra: "Most likely, he seems to always have his sweaters and cardigans buttoned. He definitely goes to Noah's Foundation School."

by Hriathlua's Fan August 30, 2022

the waffle house has found its new host

the waffle house has found its new host is a copy-and-paste spam that has been going around youtube and other social media platforms.

Person, 1:the waffle house has found its new host

Person 2:I should spam this in youtube comment sections and ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS MAKING IT ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS PNGTUBERS

by anonymous January 22, 2023

404 error page not found

When you mess up the link to a website and it shows 404 Error page not found

I got 404 error page not found when I messed up the PornHub link

by mr man the science man April 23, 2023

Just as the founding fathers intended

Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023

The Harper Avery/Catherine Fox Foundation

a fictitious foundation which has an award bestowed to be people with surgical brilliance in grey's anatomy. it is accompanied by $500,000. this is only in the universe of grey's anatomy and does not exist. cristina yang is nominated, but doesn't get it because of a conflict of interest. Ellis grey got multiple and was the first one to be a surgical resident and a recipient. it is at first named for Jackson Avery's grandfather, and then eventually his mother, Catherine.

the harper avery award for surgical innovation goes to Doctor Meredith Grey!

the Catherine fox award foundation was created after a public scandal.
The Harper Avery/Catherine Fox Foundation

by instace May 31, 2020

fondoo

when a girl takes a crap, but before she wipes, her man rubs 1 nut around her anus rim encasing the nut in chocolatty goodness (girl fecal matter). after the nut is properly chocolafied the girl turns around and has herself a fondoo treat by sucking the nut of all the chocolatty goodness.

"Sarah came home from Taco Bell and had to take a dump. However, she wanted some dessert so she asked if we could make some fondoo"

by Jeffrow November 28, 2006

fundoodle

A word used by anybody usually defined as Emo/Goth/Mosher/Grunger/Rocker/Punk etc. to confuse the asker. It doesn't really describe a person, therefore I cannot really name charateristics it is just used to describe yourself if you fit into the above catergories. Created by one very crazy boy, brought into use on a cruise ship by him and his friends in summer 2007. COME ON PEOPLE, spread the word, you will be original, and the first generation to use it!!!!

Chav: "Are You A Mosher?"
Fundoodle: "Nope"
Chav: " Are You an Emo?"
Fundoodle: "Nope"
Chav: "Are you a goth?"
Fundoodle: "Nope"
Chav: "What the hell are you then?"
Fundoodle: "A Fundoodle."
Chav: "A fun-what?"
Fundoodle: "A Fundoodle."
Chav: "Whats that?"
Fundoodle: "...Me." walks off

by Old Way? = DEAD. Still. January 2, 2009