Forskinzola

A particulaly virulent and pungent form of smegma or other forms of bacterial build-up under the forskin, hence the name.
The affliction mostly effects tramps, hoboes and adult-cinema customers.

Emergency Room:
"Right, get his clothes cut away.......Oh God.....what's that really bad smell?"
"Forskinzola, doctor"
"OK, masks on!"

by Alexstinker Schtenchenwhiff June 29, 2009

Schrodinger's Forskin

The phenomenon when you don't know whether someone is circumcised or uncircumcised.

Girl 1: "...yeah it was just kind of a schrodinger's forskin kinda situation."
Girl 2: "ohhh so did you ever find out if we was circumcised or not?"
Girl 1: "no not yet"

by Papa Mike November 6, 2019

fooking

the act of fucking and pooping at the same time. sometimes this act of sex may get out of hand and couples will end up rubbing shit on each other like in the hit internet video 2 girls 1 cup

Guy #1"god! i hade shit when i was humping my lady friend last night!"

Guy #2 "you should have started fooking her!"

by webber18 March 3, 2010

awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

Fooking

To be on Facebook for an extended period of time

Sarah: Hey Emily, what are you up to?
Emily: Hey! nm just fooking around.

by eringirl39 January 20, 2012

farking

The act of copulating within a suburban parkland.

Those two mad rooters are farking in the kiddy swings again!

by Fearnze February 8, 2007

fooking

another form of "fucking" used in the taco bell drive threw while ordering/waiting for food

example- 1)fooking ghey boolsheet
2) I want a fooking crunch wrap supreme with no fooking tomatoes

by ksaa December 14, 2008