Hym "No I'm not doing it to myself. Didn't need to earn it. Didn't need to try. Any pain I endure between now and the payout is YOUR doing and NOT MINE and you aren't inflicting that suffering on me explicitly because I didn't do anything. But you're still a retard. You daughter is still a flith slut. You're kids are still shit. And I'm still better than everyone."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
Wow, ok, so that's what I mean about the "property." So, if that's your response to the question "what do you have to offer a man?" You're offering yourself... To the man... AS WHAT? Like... Is it AS *Insert POSSESSIVE pronoun* Woman? You're HIS now?
Woman "What do YOU have to offer a woman?"
Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"
Woman "Myself."
Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."
Hym "Offer? Like and exchange of goods? What do I get for my offering?"
Woman "Myself."
Hym "WOW! That... I take a lot of flak for the 'property' comments but you're telling me if I have the right things to offer I get your self, indefinitely? Wow that is sad! It's sad that it's framed that way entirely. My contempt for you has diminished substantially.... Yeah, that actually stings a little bit, I'm not even going to lie. Hmm... Yeah, what I have to offer... Is $50. So, I don't know, figure it out. Do some math. Figure out what that gets me and get back to me, alright... Ouch. Yeah, that actually hurt MY feeling a little bit. Damn! Now I'm sad. That is sad."
by Hym Iam September 30, 2023
You do not need me to change anything about myself. What you WANT is to control MYSELF and you're trying to reconfigure what constitutes CONTROL and SELF to make that happen.
Hym "But what YOU ARE MAKING MONEY OFF OF is MYSELF. You didn't need MYSELF to change anything to fill your bank account with my ideas. So, you don't need myself to change anything. I don't need to do anything beyond this and I'm not going to. And if I do, I can guarantee someone is going to need to buy some flowers a couple of days afterwards. MYSELF is what you are trying to separate from MY ACHIEVEMENTS so OTHER PEOPLE who deserve it LESS can keep them for themselves. This is all just a ploy to keep me under the thumb of some fuck ass business owner who has contributed LESS to society than I have. It doesn't even matter which business owner it is. You all have to do it and now you want me to have to do it with you. You don't care that I created AI. You don't care about ME. YOU want ME to have to be like YOU. And why would I do that when I can be better? What you are doing isn't reflecting on me. It's just you being you."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023
A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.
Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself
by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023
you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck
by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024