Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

glue yourself/myself to

to stick to something (e.g. a hobby)
to literally glue yourself to something

"i don't play that game, i've glued myself to music"
"you've glue yourself, glued yourself to music, glue myself to, glue yourself"
"ight bro let's glue yourself/myself to some music fam"

by trainfan2011 September 14, 2025

simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body

Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy

by A86 February 24, 2023

myself

its when you have a big confince and reallly need to start caring about yourself

i love myself

by alexis is that bitch September 29, 2020

propping myself

phrase; To posture up. To ready yourself for any situation. Also can be interpreted as one exuding confidence.

"Dropping smoke ashes, as I'm plotting my wealth/ (Huh) Money keep spending, as I'm propping myself.

~Jayo Chops~

by Furious Force April 21, 2017

So I don't have to blame myself

Which is exactly what they are doing. Blaming me so that they don't have to blame themselves.

Hym "No. I work to fill a need. I do need to work just because the rest of you have to. This is a pathetic attempt as avoiding the resent you are going to experience when you have to continue to work and I do not. That's why I'm getting harassed at work. The want me to work harder and I do have to just work harder at you behest. You're being childish an you need to answer me in the manner I instructed. Text. Video. Or live on the Majority Report. And you need to talk about what is happening to me. If you would have done it in the first place you would have more kids and you'll have one fewer if you don't. Oh? Is it credible this time? But not 10 years ago? 'Blame Hym so I don't have to blame myself.' "

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Making myself plaid

Making myself plaid simply means that you are cutting a plaid pattern into your skin.

Guy 1: Bro, Kaitlyn is in a mental hospital! She said “I got caught making myself plaid”!

by leht November 10, 2019