Frumpscare

A jumpscare, but relating to France.

A: *Sends photo of French map*
B: Holy fuck, please warn me before sending that! I just got a frumpscare!

by TransponderSnail June 3, 2023

Flump

To Flump is hrumph and to gumph

Man, that guy be Flumpin

by Local Web Surfer June 15, 2023

Flumper

A "Flumper" is a person that has a disgusting, horrible, squirrel like haircut. "Flumper" is usually used as a insult to people with revolting haircuts.

Shut up you be lookin' like a "Flumper".

by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023

flumpy mufkin

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.

Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!

by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

Flump

That one friend that always bails out on your crew

Yo man, justin is such a flump ! Never comes through for the homies. I invited him to the cabin months ago and he bailed last minute to play golf. We should nickname him flumpy gump.

by Dudewearsmycar July 12, 2024

Flumplenux

The feeling of joyful confusion when experiencing something utterly new and fascinating, yet struggling to fully understand its complexity.

"As I gazed at the stunning artwork, I felt a strong sense of flumplenux, mesmerized by its beauty but unsure how to interpret its symbolism."

by Mohlax July 15, 2024

Flumpy

The feeling of being tired and grumpy at the same time

Man i didnt sleep that well last night now im flumpy

by Slash19987 August 8, 2024