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Floyd

Floyd is a guy who everyone hates who due to his ability to get with little girls (perferably 11 or 12)
by Floydsapedo42069 December 3, 2021
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Floyd Job

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.
She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.
by Choagiefest May 30, 2025
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Pink Floyd

A Prog rock band who got big in the 1970s.
Their music can be summarised as:
We live in a society *20 minute guitar solo*
Person 1: Who is Pink Floyd?
Person 2: It’s a band not a person you numbskull.
by JDmango5 December 25, 2020
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Floyd Lavine

Someone who becomes successful and makes it to the big scene forgetting where they came from and instead develops a massively big fucking ego.

Usually found in creative industries like music, film and art.

Generally, it's good advice to not be a Floyd Lavine.
"Hey man, would you mind checking out my mixtape?"

"Nah, do you know who I am? I'm Floyd Lavine."
*throws his USB stick on the ground"
by shadybro September 25, 2022
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Floyd

To be so focused on your altered state of mind that your lit cigarette produces an ash that is more than half of the entire cigarette.
Syd on cid must’ve forgot he lit a smoke. He’s been floyding for a quick minute.
by Go all nite May 5, 2022
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Pink floyd

by Ak0006 October 27, 2022
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George Floyd

John: "Hey Derrick, did you hear that dingleberry long cock drizzler George Floyd got clapped and failed the 1v1?".

Derrick "I did hear that, I thought he could've been black enough to blend in with the shadows".
by DerekChauvinIsInnocent November 26, 2023
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