fellatio

The greatest thing ever.

Yo man hopefully your sister will give me some fellatio

by D WEST April 27, 2008

fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.

Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".

by Jazpah January 4, 2010

Auto Fellatio

When a man gives him self oral sex or a blow job to pleasure himself.

*Alex Gaskarth would do Auto Fellatio if only he didn't have a '2" dick'

*Alex said this during a concert in Seattle.....lol!

by Delicious Nuggets April 12, 2009

little fella's

Ecstasy tablets, pills with MDMA in them

'Got any little fella's?'

by Tony2 May 10, 2006

fella

Something girls used to refer to their boyfriends as - possibly back in the 50s or 60s.

Something that home-body girls still call their guys in modern times - usu. after becoming engaged.

Personal plea: Please, get with the times. No one but your grandma has any excuse to talk like that.

He's my fella. Isn't he dreamy?

by kirE May 30, 2006

fell in the toilet

To jack off in the bathroom pretending to take a shit or while taking a shit

Jonny: I'm going to the bathroom
Mom: Okay

Mom: Jonnys been in the bathroom for so long he must have fell in the toilet

by Sassyredbitch June 9, 2018

fell off the wagon

Originally a phrase used when an alcoholic resumes drinking. The wagon is presumably the high school or college band wagon. In the 1950s, schools used to hold pep rallies for football teams. Often the music band would be on a wagon and the enthusiastic students would hop on the wagon. Alcohol was not allowed on the wagon. The phrase "back on the wagon" refers to one who quits drinking and hops on the band wagon, with a positive spirit, supporting the team and school. In other words, one who is happy to not drink. Relapsing into alcoholism is often sudden and unintentional, hence the description of falling off the wagon.

I guess John fell off the wagon last night, he was hammered.

by ScottDMF November 27, 2015