Asscrack flashback

When you have a flashback about having seen a sweet asscrack.

I completely forgot half of Marisol's butt was hanging out last Friday night until Monday morning when I had an asscrack flashback.

by lumbian May 27, 2010

SCHNITZEL FLAPS

Big ass saggy pussy lips that resemble something either from the ocean floor (some kind of mantaray) or badly cut slices of schnitzel. Most commonly found on thrashed out old crack whores or Madonna.

Jesus, did you see the size of those schnitzel flaps on that bitch?? you could park a cadillac under that shit bitch!

by de-spec October 12, 2010

flashaholic

A user of the Android mobile operating system that cannot resist "flashing" (installing something to the system partition, usually a different OS entirely) anything flashable they see; someone addicted to flashing.

It started with a simple fix for a sensor glitch, but now, poor Jim is a full-blown flashaholic.

by LeCrazyPanda January 12, 2016

Faysal

Top of the line individual, balls out and rocks out. Cooler than a cucumber and smarter than an Astronaut.

Dude I totally Faysal'd that test.

Do be so shy, you gotta be more Faysal.

by ProfessorSuperDude February 11, 2010

Flash Life

The flash you get on the screen when someone turns off the console without you saving your process.

OMG, I seen my flash life before my eyes.

by Eybate January 17, 2008

Flash Etiquette

If someone flashes their headlights to warn about police radar, you must warn atleast one other person who is approaching from the other side.

I was doing a zillion mph, luckily 2 people flashed me and I slowed down in time. After I passed the cops I warned 2 others to follow flash etiquette and repay the universe for the good deed I recieved.

by LooseGoose1128 June 16, 2010

Flaps' eye

The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.

Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...

Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!

by The Jungle Monster May 4, 2013