farkleberry

When one finds bits of fecal matter debree wedged inside of the anal crevis.

When you use the bathroom and wipe and you feel something pulling on your anul hair you get in for a close examination and realize you have a farkleberry.

by Just another interested subscriber December 3, 2006

fark

Call of the Australian crow.

Cows moo, pigs oink, cats meow and dogs bark.
Magpies warble, turkeys gobble, ducks quack and crows fark.

by Francis Blunt June 19, 2006

fark

the burned skin on barbecued chicken

"That chicken is burned."

"No!! The fark is the best part!!"

by mama of kcd's July 3, 2012

Farklem

When you get an eye lash in you're eye while taking a shit. You're poop has to be green also.

omg i just got a farklem =(

by assroldpan2 December 28, 2005

to flarker

when you are laughing really hard like when u are high or somtheing and then u need to calm urself down before you piss yourself, so u make a noise sort of like: ooh-ooh laugh a bit more} oooh laugh less} oooh! finish laughing

"wow we really need to flarker" or "dude you flarkered- that shit was fre" (see 'fre')

by Jax+dee+courtz November 13, 2005

flabknob

1: cock that can never get hard
2: small, flabby boobs made of just skin

Jess: I dumped him cos he had a flabknob
Sara: He said he left you cos you have flabknobs

Dave: LOL GUSY LUK @ MI FLABKNOB!

by flabknob December 29, 2007

Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007