Stanky Ferret

A dick that has stank from anal.

Hey bro, your mom gave me a stanky ferret last night.

by DICKBONEJONES September 7, 2016

The forget-me-stick

The forget-me-stick is a bigass baseball bat that upon contact with a skull, causes memory loss, hence the name "forget-me-stick".

John- "bro I think these guys wanna fight us"
Bob- "just use the forget-me-stick"

by Figgyniggy July 4, 2017

Feral Ferret

The kind of person that goes nuts being left at home for more then a few hours. Like a ferret, she gets angry, and starts destroying everything around her. The kind of person you never leave alone at work for more then a few minutes, and you keep the booze away from.

Don't leave Lisa alone in the office today while she'd doing paperwork. If you do, she'll turn into a feral ferret.

Did you see how disgustingly messy his place is? What a feral ferret!

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019

the ferret aka the mastermod

the best WP mod ever with the uncanny photoshopping ability, with the slyness of a fox and with a heart of gold

the ferret aka the mastermod? oh yeah! he could spot a sockpuppet just by glancing at the userbase list.

by DarMar November 9, 2019

Desert ferret

A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person

That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he

by Hazeder January 24, 2020

Office ferret

A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.

Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.

by office_ferret_wife March 5, 2023

Fentanyl Ferret

A person who goes in search of Fentanyl and other similar opioids.

Fentanyl Ferrets are not limited to previously mentioned elicit drugs and may be found searching for: meth, crack, coke, herion, etc.

Fentanyl Ferrets may also be waiting on the doorstep of recently released hospital patients in wait to request any prescribed medication of their liking.

Fentanyl Ferret:
I can’t believe that Fentanyl Ferret is begging for my pain medication.

by Drugsarebad July 4, 2023