Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.

Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake

by bobachop June 19, 2011

Fecal Cliff

The edge of a butthole where a turd falls off.

Last night I took a fat dump and ny turd fell off the fecal cliff.

by bmpoopin February 1, 2013

fecalytics

The analysis and breakdown of someone else's shitty argument.

Wow, that was creationist argument was very terse and long winded.

Ah yes, lets use fecalytics to break his argument down into something understandable!

by neoproletariat April 28, 2014

fecal sprinkler

Someone who shits over everyone else's ideals, race, or beliefs much like how a yard sprinkler sprays water over a yard.

"Did you hear Greg Abbot just denounced the LBGT community, education system, and women's rights supporters all in a single speech?"
"Yeah, he's a fecal sprinkler."

by Cheezy-Mac April 7, 2015

fecal fatigue

When one gets tired from excessively pooping.

My stomach virus has given me explosive diarrhea, and now I have fecal fatigue.

by PCBroMiami January 9, 2016

fecal harrasment

Fecal Harrasment: The action of using fecal matter to to get on someone's nerves. This can become extremely annoying to the recipient.

Fecal Harrasment-

John: "Dude i fecally harrassed my sister last night and shit all over her face when she was sleeping last night."

Dave:"Dude! That's hilarious I smeared feces on my sisters pillow last night!"

John "LOL!"

by MDOG1 July 20, 2016

fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016