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Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.
"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."
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Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.
Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!
by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018
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necro-fecal-pedi-feliac

a person who likes dead childrens poop. see rutledge
that boy in the corner happens to be a necro-fecal-pedi-feliac
by azg August 11, 2008
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fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.
Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.
by Timothy July 18, 2004
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fecal matter hits the rotary impeller

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.
by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006
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Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
by yummy_thick December 9, 2019
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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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