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Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.
"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."
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Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.
Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!
by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018
mugGet the Three Ring Fecal Festivalmug.

necro-fecal-pedi-feliac

a person who likes dead childrens poop. see rutledge
that boy in the corner happens to be a necro-fecal-pedi-feliac
by azg August 11, 2008
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fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.
Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.
by Timothy July 18, 2004
mugGet the fecal feed bagmug.

fecal freckle

Poop specks on panties
Damn your girl sharted she left fecal freckles on her panties.

Must of rammed her good last night she left fecal freckles all over her undies
by Hezra79 March 30, 2024
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Fecal brap

A term to describe a particularly egregious fart.
1. I just let out a fecal brap.

2. Marco is selfishly sniffing up all the fecal braps.
by Rupyyz March 10, 2024
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