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Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.
"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."
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Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.
Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!
by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018
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necro-fecal-pedi-feliac

a person who likes dead childrens poop. see rutledge
that boy in the corner happens to be a necro-fecal-pedi-feliac
by azg August 11, 2008
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fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.
Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.
by Timothy July 18, 2004
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fecal matter hits the rotary impeller

You know you're in trouble when the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller.
by Arioch1723 September 7, 2006
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Fecal Frenzy

"I went into a bathroom and it was covered in shit, looks like someone had a Fecal Frenzy in there"
by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024
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fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.
Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.
by shaddarknight June 22, 2011
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