facetious

Being facetious is when you say something you think is funny, but NOBODY laughs. So then you have to say "Oh, uh...I was being facetious". And everyone's like "Ooooh Kayyy... (What a jackass.)"

"An awkward silence fell over the group after his facetious remark about the director's 'ghetto booty' wasn't appreciated.

by ~Adam September 15, 2006

fucetola

Best Football coach ever

yay fucetola won another game ;)

by W Rocco June 12, 2003

facety

Origin: Feisty - adj. feist·i·er, feist·i·est
Touchy; quarrelsome.
Full of spirit or pluck; frisky or spunky.

feisty
adj 1: showing courage; "the champion is faced with a feisty challenger" syn: plucky, spunky 2: irritable and looking for trouble; "too touchy to make judicious decisions"

by RuffDiamond April 26, 2005

Facetivist

One who posts and/or comments relentlessly on/about controversy, world-change suggestions, criticizes how the general populus is ignorant, and/or promotes change only on Facebook.

John: "People need to get off their technology and live life. #wakeupworld"

Sarah: "You post stuff like this so much but don't follow your advice, you're pretty much just a Facetivist."

by keller612 January 7, 2015

fucetola

football coach for the williamstown braves

he coaches williamstown braves

by A Jones June 12, 2003

farrah fawcett

A somewhat talented actress who was in the original cast of Charlie's Angels and was really hot and had a hairstyle that a lot of women wanted. Was also on a very popular poster. She's almost Forrest Gump retarded.

Ah, memories. I used to blow a wad to my Farrah Fawcett poster every day.

by the-jerk July 22, 2007

FaceTime buddy

If you want someone to become a person to FaceTime you while you do dirty stuff with each other

‘Hey you wanna be my FaceTime buddy?’

‘Of course. This will be fun. Can’t wait to get kinky!’

by slopatron June 1, 2020