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dirt farmer

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.
While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

Or:

Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.
by Word Worm September 10, 2009
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the farmer man

persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"
CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.

There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.
by TreeWeezel May 28, 2011
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Mud farmer

A Mud farmer is a person who rides there tractor thru the mud for entertainment
Look at that mud farmer driving his craftsman mower thru the mud hole.
by Mud farmer October 24, 2020
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Potato Farmer

When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.
Tom: Hey did you hear that jimmy has 3 potatoes in the works?
Sam: Damn he is a real Potato Farmer!
by CyferGreen November 7, 2021
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farmer's kleenex

the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.

this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.
dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?

no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!
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Potato Farmer

A man who farms potato.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.
That potato farmer totally spent last night at home instead of on the date I asked him to.
by BeezyFinestBeezy August 3, 2006
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Farmer John

Reffering to a guy who's been "plowing" a female.
"Call me Farmer John, guys, cause i've been plowing all day"
by Richalex May 11, 2006
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