fanny fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into a fanny

I'm going to give her a right fanny fracking When I get home

by Rivet busters July 20, 2017

fanny-piece

A derogatory term. A complete and utter twat! A numpty.

"You are a fanny-piece"

by twaddlesome June 29, 2009

fanny snail

When a woman is in a state of such arousal a trail of slime is left behind them as they walk, similar to that of a snail. Require the woman to be not wearing any underwear.

Wow, see that wet trail on the ground over there? That girl must be a fanny snail.

by Achmensch February 15, 2017

Fanny Fencing

The female version of what is known as 'Cock Blocking'

I just got fanny fenced!
I feel like she is constantly fanny fencing me!

by Tobes200 November 10, 2016

Fanny Bullets

Tampons

Fanny Bullets is just another way of saying tampons

by It_wasntme January 11, 2011

Fanny merchant

to flatter with faint praise, a brown noser, kiss ass

"Hi, I just love the way your eyes shimmer like the stars".

"Go away, dont be such a fanny merchant."

by Endersons' February 02, 2016

Fanny Prolapse

When a womans womb falls out her fanny :O

Guy 1: "Holy Shit Dude...i heard what happened with that lassie on Saturday night :O"
Guy 2: "It was fuckin rank...her insides fell right out her Vag D: i think it's called fanny prolapse or something."

Guy 1: "I honestley think thats hilarious!"

by Bakes! October 11, 2010