Elf

Elderly little fuck

Person A : Man my grandma is soo annoying

Person B : Yea she's a elf !

by Edo.MXS October 20, 2021

Elfs

A people Chinese kids don’t believe in because they make the toys

Wing Chong wong ping stoy piko shing Elfs

by Mr1sioa August 12, 2021

Elf

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.

-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Elf rod

A rod you use to stick up some ones but

Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass

by Drogon are da best November 26, 2020

ELF LORD

The act of tying hemp around the balls, shaft, and neck to make the perfect long bow. Once the bow is strung, cum on all the enemies to be defeated.

Ryan wanted to defeat all his enemies, so he became... the ELF LORD.

by Breezy707 July 17, 2018

Elf Shoes

Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.

“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “

“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”

by MisterHollie December 27, 2021

elf

this is used to define a short swagless little man.

Look at kyle over there hes such a elf.

by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020