Elastic Bandstand

The act of concealing one's erection by tucking it under the elastic waistband of their undergarment.

Dude, I popped a serious boner in class right before the bell rang. I had to pull an elastic bandstand before I stood up to leave so no one would see my flagpole

by Dr. Thaddeus November 19, 2014

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elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017

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Elastapussy

When the pussy is so extreme that it can grip on any man’s cock with intense tightness

“Damn nigga that pussy extreme!” “ Fuck! you never had no elastapussy before?”

by Poopsnitch69 February 4, 2023

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East Gimpie

A place found in Australia known to produce the finest in-bred children money can buy

"East Gimpie Fish 'n Chip shop, If you can kill it we can grill it!"

by tuff August 17, 2003

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East Christmas

A place that is very far from where you are, or live. Can also be used to suggest a lack of knowledge of a place.

Background and source are not known.
However, the is very similar to West Bubblefuck and has the same meaning.

"Where the fuck is this East Christmas?"

"My friend lives in East Christmas, at the end of Whaddafuck Drive and Commons."

by Raney October 21, 2004

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