Dry Dump

A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.

While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.

by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011

Dump Pump

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.

Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.

My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.

by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017

zoo dump

When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex

Mira has 4 cats and two dogs to take care of herself since I zoo dumped her

by Cptnftck November 30, 2013

Dump and Hump

When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.

Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.

by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015

Dominance dump

An act of supreme authority. The deed is performed by taking a shit directly in front of the person you are aiming to assert your dominance over. Complete eye contact must be maintained during the entire process.

My shitty boss wouldn't give me a raise so I went right into his office, shut the door behind me and took a dominance dump right on his desk.

by yourMa September 11, 2015

Side dump

While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.

Things got a little crazy last night....the side dump came up a little short. :(

by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015