texting and driving

Pure stupidity, leads to another branch of distracted driving and causes car accidents which leads to major injuries and even death.

Sally was caught texting and driving a little to late, she got distracted, which then caused a head on collision.

by boomiplaycclarinet September 3, 2016

Cable Diving

Searching through the cables behind your computer(s) for lost cables, plugs or small children.

"Fckgw... I dropped my cat5e... time to go cable diving"

by vinnie December 18, 2003

darving

The act of driving while intoxicated. Also, to darve.

"I can't believe you're letting me darving."

John: "As a friend, I can't let you drive drunk."

Joe: "I'm not driving drunk, I'm darving"

John: "Cool. In that case, let's roll."

by mechanizedmind July 21, 2008

Meth Whale Sky Diving

A very fun sport where you take meth and sky dive whilst sitting/standing on a whale and landing in people's pools. All the rage in Russia; also known as MWSD

Vladimir went meth whale sky diving in Suckland

by Kitty Kat^^ September 12, 2009

driving the bus

Vomiting while kneeling and holding onto the rim of the toilet. So called because it resembles grasping the large horizontal steering wheel of a bus.

Last night after eight beers and an Irish coffee I spent an hour in the bathroom driving the bus.

by Albin Pahernik September 20, 2005

moof-diving

Masculin form of Muff-Diving.

Josh likes to go moof-diving on Duncan.

by shakdiesel December 26, 2005

Bush diving

The loved sport of sprinting towards a bush then hurling your body into it. Simple as and funny as.

Jonny - "I did some extreme bush diving last night"

Jonny 2 - "Extreme to the max!"

by Instant Action Hero April 26, 2006