shit talk drunk

Talking like a pompous, elitist asshole when you are wasted.

Shit Talk Drunk Guy: My job is the best in the world. My company cured aids and cancer and invented hepatitis.

Sober Guy: Sure.

Shit talk Drunk Guy: Fuck you!

by EggMcMuffown January 3, 2008

Let's get drunk and be somebody

It happens when an individual drinks too much and then acts and assumes they are really importnant with anyone that they deal with. This drunk person tends to overstate who they really are.

Getting wild tonight boys. Let's get drunk and be somebody. The pre-med student told everyone at the bar at 2am, he won Nobel Peace Prize for medicine.

by arl2580 October 30, 2010

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011

Joe Scheibl Drunk

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.

Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

by Troll Hunt3r July 7, 2011

drunk

One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.

Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night?
Subject 2: I don't know. I was drunk.

by marty-mcfly March 20, 2009

piss drunk

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.

I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.

by ACG2x February 27, 2004

donkey drunk

Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.

"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."

"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."

"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"

by Ryan McIver November 14, 2006