Spooky Doody

When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.

Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "

by TNatty November 27, 2017

alonzo dowdy

He cute loving to his family he will always try to help you he works hard and doesn’t like when people is mean to his family he is good at basketball and can learn any sport and he is a great boyfriend and is a mamas boy.

Alonzo let’s play basketball Alonzo your great at basketball. Did you beat me in basketball ? Can you tech me how to play tennis? alonzo dowdy is the best boyfriend I could ever have

by Meh8192 March 14, 2019

dirty doody

when he’s good with his fingers and know how to use his cock

he’s such a dirty doody

by dirtydoody69 May 9, 2021

Dirty Douda

When a girl sticks more than 2 fingers up a guy's ass.

My wife gave me a Dirty Douda last night, and I liked it.

by DoudaDouda September 5, 2021

Howdy Doody

When you're tongue-punching your partner's chocolate starfish and the tip of your tongue taps the end of a turd.

I was face down in my girl's hind end when suddenly, Howdy Doody!

by QCPhotoPro September 10, 2021

American Doody

When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.

Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."

by RoseColoredChaos November 14, 2022

Cocky Doody

An imaginary coyote that likes to eat little kids alive. Looks similar to Wile E. Coyote in Looney Tunes. You hide from the Cocky Doody by hiding under blankets and staying quiet as possible. It hates the taste of blankets but has the ability to pull a little kid out from under them.

Let's all play a game of Hide From The Cocky Doody

by TommyNoleBuc August 12, 2025