derelict

A foolish person. Can be interchangeable with "idiot", "moron", "dillweed" or any similar term. Widespread use of "derelict" in this sense is due chiefly to it's status as a tomism (see "tomism")

P1: "Who the hell dumped this load of manure on the front porch?"

P2: "Frank just dropped it there this morning."

P1: "Oh that son of a bastage! That derelict!"

by Frank Klaune July 12, 2006

Derek Jeter

The most sexiest man alive.

Like when he is batting

by Alexandra November 13, 2003

Derek

Someone who makes friends with your group, and then everyone likes them the most.

Kieren: So I've been friends with Nathan for 3 years, and he invited that new guy Darcy to his party instead of me.
Ethan: Tell me about it! Darcy is such a Derek!

by yorr_marmer October 24, 2010

Derelict bar

Local bar that is frequented by the homeless.

"Hey lets stop at the Derelict bar and score some head from those ho's"

by hotsabi September 17, 2004

Derelict Toys

A well known longform improvisational and performance troupe based out of Orlando, Florida.

other definitions, and like uses of the name, are made out of pure jealousy.

"Did you see the Derelict Toys last show?"

by anon-e-muss September 25, 2006

Gay Derek

A very gay person a chubby ass gay person

man thats a pretty gay derek

by Gay Derek wrote this June 15, 2021

Derek Jeter

A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.

Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.

I just walked in on Derek Jeter sucking A-Rod.

by steve from May 16, 2007