A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.
A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.
Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.
Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.
Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?
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Dude : Hey babe you down for some ditch dingers tonight?
GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!
GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!
by PeterFitzinWell September 12, 2019
Get the Ditch Dinger mug.A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.
What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.
by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019
Get the Ditch wanker mug.when someone pockets your vaporizing device or other substances and walks around without giving it back to you and without hitting it
yo quinn lemme smack that j… (5 mins later) yo diesche why your pants on fire? did you pocket the j??
yo tring lemme hit that hooch… (5 mins later)
yo diesche give my vape back you selfish cunt stop diesching me
yo tring lemme hit that hooch… (5 mins later)
yo diesche give my vape back you selfish cunt stop diesching me
by hazendavis October 30, 2023
Get the diesching mug.the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages
person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.
person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya
person 1-yeah, I guess
(p.s. Person 2 died)
person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya
person 1-yeah, I guess
(p.s. Person 2 died)
by 13lue Dog March 15, 2011
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Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
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