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The Diglett Pussy Sandwich

A foursome sex act involving 3 women and 1 man.
Two women support themselves on both sides of the man and sandwich the mans penis between their pussies constantly grinding it up and down locking eyes with eachother.
The mans penis becomes Diglett.
The two pussies become a sandwich.
Surpise Guest!!!
A forth woman joins in to suck on the diglett and when its ready to blow she stops sucking and lets the jizz explode all over the other two women. The forth womans job is to then lick up the jizz off the womens bodies and share it by making out with the two other women.

Delicious :)
- OMG, did you here what Becky ate last night?
-- No.
- She ate a sandwich!!!
-- Whats so special about a sandwich???
- It wasn't any ordinary sandwich!!!
- It was, The Diglett Pussy Sandwich.
-- Wow thats one lucky dude.
by Wacky Wacky Wacky March 19, 2011
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dingle balls

It is when lint gets tangled up with your butt hair.
When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.
by B.A.P. October 2, 2006
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Dingledork

adj. A meshing or fusion of both the words dingle berry and dork. Used to mainly describe someone who completely fits both word descriptions. In a literal sense, a very smelly person who looks like a whales penis.
"Dude, you're a fuckin' dingledork."

"You fucking stink! Get away from me, fucking dingledork!"
by I Don't Need to Whisper June 26, 2006
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dingleberry

A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.
Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"
by Ken Creffield February 16, 2007
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dingle dwarf

someone who makes foolish mistakes, similar to that of a long lasting blonde moment. By making stupid errors and easily aviodable mistakes you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 1)

In addition, when someone says something implying one thing, and you interpret it in an entirely different mannor, you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 2)

A third and final way of acting like a dingle dwarf is by doing something that to the general population seems ridiculous and just plain dumb, (ex 3)
(ex 1)
boy - you have too much time on your hands
girl - (looks down at her hands) ... there is nothing on my hands
boy - you're such a dingle dwarf

(ex 2)
little lex - where do you want to go for lunch?
mitchy boy - uhm, does not matter to me, im easy.
little lex - oh i know that! you proved your easy to me last night baby *winks*
mitchy boy - *rolls eyes* oh my god, you're such a dingle dwarf.

(ex 3)
mr. four - hey babygirl, do you know what time it is?
miss. 19 - oh sorry, my watch is dead.
mr. four - ah, i see your battery just died!
miss. 19 - actually mr. four, it died 6 months ago!
mr. four - and why praytell do you still wear your useless watch?
miss. 19 - i like it!
mr. four - ...but it DOESNT EVEN TELL TIME?!!... you're a dingle dwarf!
by alexzandra January 2, 2009
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Dingleberry Plow

When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.
Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.
by BGDH January 28, 2008
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apocalyptic dingleberry

Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.
"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "

"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
by nuartraws July 23, 2011
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