dialups

Very thin lips not good for fellatio. The opposite of DSLs. Usually leaves racetracks.

She's got some dialups.

by JPE May 12, 2004

diealtreda

made up disease invented by a lazy person good way to escape work any sudden movement will kill you

"Mike come on man!" "I can't boss I got diealtreda any suddeny movement will kill me!"

by lucky luke September 4, 2008

dialag

Dialog in a film or play that tends to drag on, which usually has nothing to with the plot and only results in boring its audience.

Transporter 3 would have been a great movie had it not have been for all the dialag.

by kdog9271 October 24, 2009

dialled in

exhibiting total concentration on and mastery of the task in hand

this guy is dialled in driving.

by AmiR November 11, 2013

deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.

You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".

by BigBlanket June 13, 2011

fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007

Twist the Dial

to talk or converse; to enjoy a social chat

Michelle and Monika twist the dial on a daily basis after third period.

by HC123 March 20, 2010