Sparkling dinner treat 

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

Sparkling dinner treat by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Skin Dinner 

Eating out that pussy real good.

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.

Skin Dinner by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Spinach Dinner 

When she don't wipe, extra din din

Israel: "I didn't wipe..."
Nick: You know what that means...extra spinach dinner!"

Spinach Dinner by Prog69 October 31, 2021

GET YOUR DINNER MASHED 

WHEN ONE RECEIVES ANAL SEX

SHE LIKES ANAL SEX SO I ASKED HER "WANT TO GET YOUR DINNER MASHED?" SHE SAID "BUT OF COURSE"

GET YOUR DINNER MASHED by KUMGETSUM September 15, 2009

Sod's honest dinner 

A meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.

The expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.

An unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.

A police officer arrives on the scene.

Police Officer: "What you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the fuck out of here"
Unemployed man: "I know officer and I'm sorry, I can't get a job and I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. You're not going to take a sod's honest dinner are you?"
Police Officer: "No, this time I'll let you off with a warning. Now get out of here."

Sod's honest dinner by Pursued I May October 14, 2009

THAT AIN'T DINNER 

when you make dinner for someone, and it may be a nice salad or quiche or sandwiches and they ungratefully bellow out, "that ain't dinner."

"here ya go, poppy, here's your soup and salad." "that ain't dinner. where's my steak."

THAT AIN'T DINNER by AIN'T DINNER January 22, 2013

White trash chicken dinner 

Shake and Bake chicken with a side of Rice-o-roni. This nutritionally vacant meal can be paired with PBR or Schlitz but the most appropriate beverage paring is probably Jim Beam on the rocks. Under no circumstances should White Trash Chicken Dinner (WTCD) be served with any green vegetable.

Trailer Park Boys is on tonight, you want to fix some White Trash Chicken Dinner and watch it?

White trash chicken dinner by Fraz Von Hoffer July 13, 2015