david tran

A person who is a total computer geek. Oddly nerdy and athletic at the same time and as the warmest smile ever. An outstanding leader that has a way with words but he can always bite more than he can chew at times. The most adorable person that you can only meet once in a lifetime. If you have this person as your boyfriend be sure not to mention any other guys to him because he will throw on this jealous face right after and make you worry to death; An overachiever that works hard to have a guaranteed future; A loving and caring person; A worrywart; A corny, cheesy and lame person that's good at doing magic tricks; A great kisser and loves to make other people smile; A person who is already here for you when he's not there for you.

Wow, I can't believe you just pulled a David Tran.

by daitastic October 16, 2009

David Thorne

According to Wikipedia, 39 year old humorist, cat-lover, and Flight Commander David Thorne is Australian. Also according to Wikipedia, his work has been featured on "the BBC, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien." This is true. It is also true that he once walked the complete surface of the moon in under an hour, regularly torches his vehicle every eleven months, and sometimes pretends he is a baby monkey. However, many of the people who read his New York Times best-selling book, especially people from West Virginia, have concluded that "it is obviously that he is a foggot." This is a lie because if he were an Eskimo, he would build his igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, what are you reading?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: This, you inferior life-form, is only the greatest work of modern literature to ever have been revealed to our humble species. It is called "The Internet is a Playground."

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, who's the author, bitch?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: The author is none other than David Thorne, also known as the bat who stands in the middle of the mall discussing bats and being misunderstood.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: *brain explodes*

by SaraLovesNPR September 24, 2011

David

David is one of the best people you will ever meet. He can make you laugh at everything; serious but also can be wild and crazy. David always wants what is best for the people he cares about most and he gets along with almost everyone. He is not afraid to be himself. He is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him.

Do you like David?
WHO DOESN'T???

by WhoDis¿ August 24, 2017

David

One of the funniest, nicest guys you know. He knows how to make you laugh and smile. He’s someone you have fun around, he is artistic, and kind. He’s total boyfriend material. If you know a David like this, be grateful to have someone so amazing around you. He isn’t what you think is your ideal type, but he’s the one who makes you realize that ideal types are somewhat pointless—he makes you heart flutter nonetheless.

That was such a David thing to do.

by David’s Friend October 20, 2018

David Lee

One of the most underrated players in the NBA, probably best player on the Knicks along with Curry and Frye, one of the few players in the NBA to average a double-double (and the only to do it while coming off the bench), the best American-born white player in the NBA (sorry Kirk), and a god to Knick fans.

Knick fan: David Lee is god!
Idiot Bulls fan: No, Kirk Hinrich is! lol
*Knicks fans gather and smite dumbass Bulls fan for blasphemy*

by DLee42 January 28, 2007

David Blowie

when a girl dresses like david bowie from the 80's and gives you a blow job

Dude me and my girl watched Labyrinth last night, and then she gave me a David Blowie

by 80's bowie May 9, 2010

David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.

"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"

by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009