THOT DETECTED!

Normally used to loudly call out the presence of a thot in the area, this phrase can also be used to call out the appearance of an important or threatening enemy in a PVE game, such as Hunters in the Division or Colossi in Destiny 2.

Agent 1: Ok, next wave, what's coming?
*hunter appears*
Agent 2: THOT DETECTED!
Agent 1: Thanks for the callout, I almost got hacked!

by sebacostamr December 24, 2018

poopooniggafartsyndrome detector

A tool Used to Detect high amounts of SUS

let me use my poopooniggafartsyndrome detector on your sus ass.

by Greenpoop24361 September 21, 2020

beep detector

Another word for a smoke detecor/fire alarm that i used to say as a kid

The beep detector needs new batteries

by Maxine996 January 4, 2023

Deteeth

To remove someone's dentures by having them bite down on your dick, then pulling your dick out of their mouth along with their dentures.

"Edward told Granny K to bite down hard so he could deteeth her before she gave him a gum job."

by grape_catAg April 16, 2015

Sex Detector Gun

n. (Seh-ehcks deet-ehcktohr guhnn) 1. Used by the Jesus Patrol to find traces of sex, in spots wear Jesus most recently had or used sex.

"I've got Sex Levels at an all time high"

by Nizzoid November 15, 2003

Police detector

A spliff made by hollowing out a cigarette. There fore once finished it looks like a normal cigarette.
This is done so hopefully the police dont realise your smokeing a spliff.

Use when sitting in parks after pub closing.

by Weazil April 14, 2004

Cretin Detectives

A syndicate of special agents trained in the art of discovering what is known in the trade as "cretin on cretin love". This is when 2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on deceit, only to be discovered and uncovered by the Cretin Detectives. After this relationship is unearthed the detectives are then obliged to bring this matter to the attention of anyone who will listen, causing unknown harm and humiliation to one or more of the Cretins.
Ways in which this can be done:
* Large posters in in highly populated areas.
* Telling family members anonymously.
* Flyer campaigns within large events such as fun fairs and children's game shows.
* Bringing to the attention of your flat mates a carefully placed mirror under a door.
... This will result in maximum circulation.

2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on the premise that one of them will become bi-sexual and the other in order to hide this will have sexual relations with anyone that looks their way (or not), this includes: driving instructors; ex-boyfriends; ex-boyfriends of best friends; ex friends of boyfriends; friends from the past; friends from the present; and strangers who are friends you haven't met yet.
Eg. "Omgosh, those guys were so caught out by the cretin detectives!"

by Jude Clipsom and Katie Halstead June 19, 2008