by Fanny bollocks September 7, 2016

A sexy stud! That’s in love with a girl named Lace! Very kind hearted an sweet. Give you the shirt off his back kinda guy.
by BigD89 October 5, 2021

A kind, sensitive, funny, and loving person. Loved reading captain underpants in elementary and showed me a song called "the muffin song" on a bench in my school. He also owns a yellow bearded dragon (unless it died I'm not sure). Also Someone I have missed since middle school. He got expelled and I didn't get to say good-bye. If he ever see's this I'm sure you know who I am and I hope life is treating you well.
"Who do you like"
Someone in our class...
"Is it ______?"
No.....
"........"
"Is it me?"
Yes
"I like you too"
-Derek Harper and Me on the circular bench that had a tree in the center-
Someone in our class...
"Is it ______?"
No.....
"........"
"Is it me?"
Yes
"I like you too"
-Derek Harper and Me on the circular bench that had a tree in the center-
by KumoriMoon May 25, 2020

by Derekdick March 22, 2017

The Rear Admiral of the New York Yankees.
Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.
by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

The definition of a total dick, he hates everybody and makes other people do things for him. he's a total douche and makes other people mad.
by DerekShellHater May 20, 2018
